i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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