I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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