meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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