is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
