SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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