We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
no you cant smoke seaweed
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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