Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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