Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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