Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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