if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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