I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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