Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Never joke about your clitoris.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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