There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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