it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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