yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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