But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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