there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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