I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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