what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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