I wanna bring you to show and tell
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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