38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he thought i was a dude.
I've blown a few things in my day
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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