I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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