Christians are straight up FREAKS
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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