Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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