is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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