Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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