okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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