Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
honey bunches of taint.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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