is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How does it feel to date your dad?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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