I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
So. Much. Porn.
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