I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just invented taco cereal.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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