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There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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