It's like a parade of train wrecks.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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