Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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