toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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