And the cops told us we were all naked.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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