part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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