i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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