if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i think we sleep fucked last night...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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