I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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