I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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