Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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