WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just want to make out with him forever
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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