Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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