They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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