so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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