Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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