i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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