i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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