when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
operation harelip BJ is a go
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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