i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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