Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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